Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone so
Leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Ah I'm gonna kick my feet up
And stare at the fan
Turn the TV on go my hand in my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't
No I'll be lounging on the couch 
Just chilling in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle I'm the fricking man

Oh yes I said it I said it
I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone so
Leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
Hoo hoo hoo oo
Nothing at all
Hoo hoo hoo oo

Tomorrow I wake up do some P90X
With a reall nice girl had some really nice sex
But she's gonna scream out this is great
Oh My God this is great
I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man would be so proud of me
But sorry pops you'll just have to wait

Oh yes I said it I said it
I said it 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone so
Leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

No I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
No no no no no no no no no noooo
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeeaaahhh

Ohhhh Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone so
Leave a message at the tone 'cause
Today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
Hoo hoo hoo oo
Nothing at all
Hoo hoo hoo oo
Nothing at all